13-Inch Spring-Loaded Robo-Cock
*person taking Bible verse out of context*
Mike Wazowski: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I will now proceed with using this expression on all children that annoy and frustrate me.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I will now proceed with using this expression on all children that annoy and frustrate me.

thehippiejew:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

I like how they just come in with Starbucks, whatever. Arriving 15 minutes late to your husbands’ simulated pregnancies with Starbucks. U GO

inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

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ikimaru:

 o k
actual gif ahah

ikimaru:

 o k

actual gif ahah

deansass:

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

tomhiddleston-h:

We’re all going to be like

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prepare your stashes of food, water and a comfy pillow to rest your head in: YOU SHALL NOT SEPARATE FROM YOUR COMPUTER THIS NOVEMBER!

November is when I apply to universities Fuck
Yeah, it's in Santa Clara I think?? I only just now heard of it, but it sounds just fun to go with friends i barely ever see. and i still dunno my mom's really protective about this because she's convinced everyone's out to get me all the time like wow mom no i DO in fact have friends who actually like me, yeah, shocking, i know. and it'd be really great to take pictures with you! ouo

Pretty cool. Well I hope you go, and I understand your mom, wish I can help give you some tips to show off your friends to her so she will relax. I know my moms pretty protective of me, I am like 20 some odd years and she still wanted me to go to fanime with a friend so I wouldnt be alone.  uhad It would be * v * <333

I've gone to sac, though i dont know if i;ll be going to sacanime summer this year because a couple of my friends invited me to be part of their Dangan Ronpa cosplay group at Japanexpo, like, a week away from sacsummer, so i dunno what's gonna happen there. my mom might not let me go with them she might i'm just ???? over here about it. though i'd love to do elsen shoots with you!! it'd be a pleasure to pose with such a cutie and good cosplayer uvu

Oh? Wheres Japanexpo? NorCali?  Aww I hope she lets you, work hard for her, that usally helps parents get in a good mood.  Daww! =v= I would be so honored to be in a shoot with you! <333333

I'm sorry friend. unu though we may have them together for other cons, though fanime's the only one i know that you go to, and that's just 'cause we met there. And yeah, I think pinning my excess hair up and leaving the rest of my hair should be okay; i could see elsens being ginger and my hair's p poofy, so. And my friend just thought they were too cute to not cosplay and I just haven't seen very many and love the idea of doing withdrawl makeup because wowowowow i'm actually p okay at makeup.

I know ;3; I got to AX too and i always try for SAC but this year for SAC it was crazy. I almost didnt get to go because not a whole lot of my friends wanted to come. ANYWAYS. Ginger anything is always instant kawaii. I hope I can see youre guy’s Elsen cosplay some time ;v; <333

It's totally in New Orleans. |D

JESUS THATS FAR. If only I was closerr dude I couldnt even make it to the Con that was in Seattle this year D; no promisess but I want to